Strine

The unthinkable but inevitable has happened, or is happening, somehow, and try as we might to maintain a high level of elocutional excellence in our offspring the environment is interfering with our best laid plans and fine example.

"Water" is starting to become "Warder." "It's WATER! A warder works in a prison!"

"Skirt" is tranforming into "Skird." "SKIRT, SKIRT!"

We're considering playing recordings of Radio 4 while she's asleep to see if the problem can be solved that way, but I think we're probably going to be fighding a losing baddle.