Eyebrow Wiggle

While we were watching ABC kids his morning, Nicole was splayed out on the sofa with Eloise splayed out on her belly, sorry, tummy.

She said that normally when Bananas in Pyjamas comes on, she has the channel changed by the time the Bananas come down the stairs. Mysteriosly this did not occur this morning.

After Bs in Ps, the Wiggles came on. What a load of rubbish it is. Honestly, they sing songs asking where Jeff is... "Is he going for a ride? Is he in the countrysi-i-i-ide?" and dance around like effete Pontins redcoats (or whatever) with massive suppositories rammed up their unmentionables.

The worst bit was when the odd-looking pirate bloke phoned his mates (mateys?) complaining they'd left him behind but it was OK because he could dance on the shore. Arr Arr Aaaarrrr.

Nicole's eyebrow, I noticed, remained raised throughout the short programme.

The came Playschool. It was presented by Neneh Cherry! Excellent! But where was her Manchild?