A Reasonably Decent - but Reasonably Distant - Slide

Welcome to Colmslie Beach Reserve, which boasts some pretty bizarre sculpture-cum-play-equipment in an aquatically themed playground next to the river. And a decent slide. It was good for an hour and a half of Lyratainment anyway, though she was mysteriously reluctant to sample the delights of the actual beach, with its bridge-mungous view of the Gateway Motorway.