The Happy Couple

At James and Jane's house, oh hang on, Jane's house - James is still just a lodger, don't forget, we had our supper.

The memorable event of the evening was the crescendo of emotional incandescence that erupted when the issue of invitations to the wedding came up.

That is, where the hell is ours anyway? We've traveled half-way across the bleeding world and we haven't even had an invitation.

It seems that it was James' responsibility to send out our invitation, a responsibility which he has singularly failed to discharge. This was a source of some discord in the pre-matrimonial household.