Jun 26, 2009

Up a Gum Tree

Up a Gum Tree Went to the brook the other day, Eloise under duress.

The carrot was to ride her bike down there. The stick was the grey cloud and threat of rain.

She rode her bike admirably. The brook was full so we had to cross on the big Gilbert Street bridge rather than the rocks, which were inwisible.

So we crossed over the bridge and let the dogs off the lead.

Eloise climbed the tree. I went to look around and keep my eyes on the dogs.

I was slightly dis-chuffed when Eloise called me over to announce that she'd had an accident and weed in her Ugg Boots.

I grew extremely dis-chuffed when, trying to take off said Ugg Boots, Eloise fell over backwards into a dog turd.

She rode back home marvelously in her underpants.

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