Sep 3, 2009

Secrets

(Strawberry) Blonde Ambition Eloise has discovered the concept of secrets.

Her secret today, which I'm not supposed to tell anyone - but hey, I'm a blabbermouth - is that she was briefly with child.

Whilst I was cooking lunch she appeared with her handbag, in her high heels and a large tummy and announced that she was going to work now.

She deferred her departure to take lunch, and very kindly offered to make drinks.

The babies didn't take long to gestate. The labour was very easy and four children were born, all of which were mysteriously made of soft plastic.

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