Jet Lag

Jet Lag means that even days after arriving back in the Motherland, you still wake up at 6am.

As the sun doesn't rise in England until 7am in late January this creates certain opportunities.

After a couple of days with James and Jane, visiting potential wedding locations and blocking their toilets (that was Eloise combined with inefficient flushing power), we set down at Mum's place. I went to Felixstowe in the morning to allow my fingers slowly to numb whilst wandering around the pier.

Later, I suffered an almost catastrophic bladder urge which was only satiated by sneaking into the leisure centre.